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[bombdemon]

[ Katsura nods to Gintoki's words, then gives Aomine a blank look. ]

Ah, you don't even remember her name. True scum of Earth, this one.

It's Vivienne Gypsy Rose. Remember that.

[ .........she's been his daughter for over two years and he still hasn't found out her real name? or is he just going with it because she made it up and never corrected him? we may never know. ]

[permboy]

[ He nudges Katsura's side. ]

Zura, you're the only one who calls her that. Her name's Miu.

[aomeanie]

[he was staring in confusion. he would have definitely remembered anyone who went by that stupid ass name. but then when gintoki mentions miu everything clears up.

oh no... this doesn't. you mean these two are her parents? no wonder she was desperate in wanting to make friends.]

I did nothing to Miu!? Why the hell are you saying that I broke her heart. I was even forced to go on that stupid friendship date with her.

[bombdemon]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura.

[ DAMN RIGHT THEY'RE THE REAL PARENTS. Gorilla is just an adoptive one. Her shittiness kind of makes sense now, doesn't it... ]

"Forced"? You should have welcomed it! She told me herself that you did not accept her friendship and "blocked" her.

[permboy]

I just told you men are blind to when they break hearts. If she says you broke her heart, I believe her!

[ Maybe. Probably.

It's not impossible??? ]

[aomeanie]

Blocked her? [he quirks a brow what the hell are they-- OH--] So this is all because I said that I was going to block her? [he grumbles as he makes his way back into his house for a moment to retrieve his phone. once he's back he throws it at one of them.]

I haven't even blocked her yet.

[bombdemon]

ARE YOU LEAVING? DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU --

[ oh, he's back. Zura does the sensible thing when someone suspicious throws something at him, and swings his sword to cut it in half (unless someone's going for a risky save). ]

"Yet". It was clearly in your despicable plans to do so!

[permboy]

[ Why go for a risky save? Nahhh. Carry on. ]

You can't just tell impressionable young girls whatever you want! As the elder, you have the responsibility!

[aomeanie]

How is she my responsibility? I don't know her and I don't owe her anything. In fact I'm teaching her a life lesson that not everyone she runs into isn't going to be sunshine and daisies and want to hold your hand while singing kumbaya.

[bombdemon]

Little girls do not need life lessons! Of course you must sing with her. Haven't you watched a single D*sney movie?!

[permboy]

It's clear she looks up to you!

[ ??? Probably... not... tbh. ]

That's how she's your responsibility! How old are you, ten?

[aomeanie]

The more important question here is how old are you two?

And why is she looking up to me? You're her "parents" here. She's most likely to look up to you dumbasses.

[bombdemon]

Old enough to be wise, of course.

[ They actually feel like they're hundreds of years old a lot, but we don't talk about that. ]

I'm not dumbass, I'm Katsura. Of course she does, and that is why we must lead by example and crush anything that stands in her way. [ like u ]

[permboy]

Kids look up to anyone who's older than them. You're like a marvelous giant in their eyes. You can't ignore your hand in this.

[ Such a serious face. ]

[aomeanie]

[sticks his finger in his nose.] I don't see why she looks up to me. I'm only sixteen, I'm still technically a kid.

[bombdemon]

[ At least Katsura seems to have calmed down... ]

He's right, you know. While it is true that you are still a hormonous teenager whose mental development is years behind the growing body muscle, you still look like a respectable adult to a child.

[ was that... an insult... ]

[permboy]

[ Just going to nod sagely here, with his arms folded and a hand cupping his chin. Exactly! ]

[aomeanie]

[he squints. are you calling him stupid. 8T!!] Well maybe if you guys did your job then maybe she would know better.

[bombdemon]

[ Why yes. Yes he is. Stupid and overly muscular. ]

Seeing the best in everyone is a precious miracle of childhood and should never be taken away before its time!

[permboy]

[ There's a pause, and then he leans in towards Katsura, lowering his voice. ]

Oi, Zura, how old is she anyway? When's its time?

[aomeanie]

They have to start somewhere. [aomine was in junior high when his faith in humanity died.]

[bombdemon]

Uh... 7?

[ sorry Miu ]

Ah, the time! The time comes when a girl starts seeing more blood than a man and becomes a woman...

[ gross ]

[permboy]

Has that happened yet? Ah, no, seven is really early for that, isn't it.

[ POINTS AT AOMINE. ]

It's not her time yet!

[aomeanie]

What the fuck kind of parents are you?

[bombdemon]

The best ones!