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[permboy]

It's clear she looks up to you!

[ ??? Probably... not... tbh. ]

That's how she's your responsibility! How old are you, ten?

[aomeanie]

The more important question here is how old are you two?

And why is she looking up to me? You're her "parents" here. She's most likely to look up to you dumbasses.

[bombdemon]

Old enough to be wise, of course.

[ They actually feel like they're hundreds of years old a lot, but we don't talk about that. ]

I'm not dumbass, I'm Katsura. Of course she does, and that is why we must lead by example and crush anything that stands in her way. [ like u ]

[permboy]

Kids look up to anyone who's older than them. You're like a marvelous giant in their eyes. You can't ignore your hand in this.

[ Such a serious face. ]

[aomeanie]

[sticks his finger in his nose.] I don't see why she looks up to me. I'm only sixteen, I'm still technically a kid.

[bombdemon]

[ At least Katsura seems to have calmed down... ]

He's right, you know. While it is true that you are still a hormonous teenager whose mental development is years behind the growing body muscle, you still look like a respectable adult to a child.

[ was that... an insult... ]

[permboy]

[ Just going to nod sagely here, with his arms folded and a hand cupping his chin. Exactly! ]

[aomeanie]

[he squints. are you calling him stupid. 8T!!] Well maybe if you guys did your job then maybe she would know better.

[bombdemon]

[ Why yes. Yes he is. Stupid and overly muscular. ]

Seeing the best in everyone is a precious miracle of childhood and should never be taken away before its time!

[permboy]

[ There's a pause, and then he leans in towards Katsura, lowering his voice. ]

Oi, Zura, how old is she anyway? When's its time?

[aomeanie]

They have to start somewhere. [aomine was in junior high when his faith in humanity died.]

[bombdemon]

Uh... 7?

[ sorry Miu ]

Ah, the time! The time comes when a girl starts seeing more blood than a man and becomes a woman...

[ gross ]

[permboy]

Has that happened yet? Ah, no, seven is really early for that, isn't it.

[ POINTS AT AOMINE. ]

It's not her time yet!

[aomeanie]

What the fuck kind of parents are you?

[bombdemon]

The best ones!

[permboy]

That take responsibility!

[ Oh, so now he's her dad. ]

[aomeanie]

Over something that was said jokingly!!! If you guys react this way I don't even want to see you react to her getting a boyfriend.

[bombdemon]

Jo--

[ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD THE HORSES ]

[ ... ]

[ SCREECHES TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ]

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOUNG MAN?!! IS THERE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR EYES ON MY SWEET LITTLE DAUGHTER?

[permboy]

There's no way she'd actually get a boyfriend!

[ FOREVER SEVEN. ]

[aomeanie]

She's going to wind up with someone eventually....

[bombdemon]

NOT ON MY WATCH!

[ wait this is almost as if he's denying his daughter's happiness isn't it... ]

[permboy]

At the very least, she should stay away from men!

[aomeanie]

By that logic that means she should also stay away from you two as well.

[bombdemon]

[ splutter ]

Fathers do not count as men!!

[permboy]

Yeah, exactly. A proper father would never harm their children.