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[permboy]

[ Just going to nod sagely here, with his arms folded and a hand cupping his chin. Exactly! ]

[aomeanie]

[he squints. are you calling him stupid. 8T!!] Well maybe if you guys did your job then maybe she would know better.

[bombdemon]

[ Why yes. Yes he is. Stupid and overly muscular. ]

Seeing the best in everyone is a precious miracle of childhood and should never be taken away before its time!

[permboy]

[ There's a pause, and then he leans in towards Katsura, lowering his voice. ]

Oi, Zura, how old is she anyway? When's its time?

[aomeanie]

They have to start somewhere. [aomine was in junior high when his faith in humanity died.]

[bombdemon]

Uh... 7?

[ sorry Miu ]

Ah, the time! The time comes when a girl starts seeing more blood than a man and becomes a woman...

[ gross ]

[permboy]

Has that happened yet? Ah, no, seven is really early for that, isn't it.

[ POINTS AT AOMINE. ]

It's not her time yet!

[aomeanie]

What the fuck kind of parents are you?

[bombdemon]

The best ones!

[permboy]

That take responsibility!

[ Oh, so now he's her dad. ]

[aomeanie]

Over something that was said jokingly!!! If you guys react this way I don't even want to see you react to her getting a boyfriend.

[bombdemon]

Jo--

[ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD THE HORSES ]

[ ... ]

[ SCREECHES TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ]

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOUNG MAN?!! IS THERE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR EYES ON MY SWEET LITTLE DAUGHTER?

[permboy]

There's no way she'd actually get a boyfriend!

[ FOREVER SEVEN. ]

[aomeanie]

She's going to wind up with someone eventually....

[bombdemon]

NOT ON MY WATCH!

[ wait this is almost as if he's denying his daughter's happiness isn't it... ]

[permboy]

At the very least, she should stay away from men!

[aomeanie]

By that logic that means she should also stay away from you two as well.

[bombdemon]

[ splutter ]

Fathers do not count as men!!

[permboy]

Yeah, exactly. A proper father would never harm their children.

[aomeanie]

You missed the point completely.

[bombdemon]

...

[ turns to Gintoki ]

Oi, weren't we going to beat him up?

[permboy]

--were we?

Somehow, there doesn't really seem to be a point anymore.

[aomeanie]

[he shakes his head.] I'm going back inside.

[bombdemon]

Are you sure? I mean, we did not really resolve anything, did we?

--hold it right there, young man!

[permboy]

But he's just a dumb little brat, and we're the adults.

[ Supposedly. ]