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[aomeanie]

What the fuck kind of parents are you?

[bombdemon]

The best ones!

[permboy]

That take responsibility!

[ Oh, so now he's her dad. ]

[aomeanie]

Over something that was said jokingly!!! If you guys react this way I don't even want to see you react to her getting a boyfriend.

[bombdemon]

Jo--

[ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD THE HORSES ]

[ ... ]

[ SCREECHES TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ]

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOUNG MAN?!! IS THERE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR EYES ON MY SWEET LITTLE DAUGHTER?

[permboy]

There's no way she'd actually get a boyfriend!

[ FOREVER SEVEN. ]

[aomeanie]

She's going to wind up with someone eventually....

[bombdemon]

NOT ON MY WATCH!

[ wait this is almost as if he's denying his daughter's happiness isn't it... ]

[permboy]

At the very least, she should stay away from men!

[aomeanie]

By that logic that means she should also stay away from you two as well.

[bombdemon]

[ splutter ]

Fathers do not count as men!!

[permboy]

Yeah, exactly. A proper father would never harm their children.

[aomeanie]

You missed the point completely.

[bombdemon]

...

[ turns to Gintoki ]

Oi, weren't we going to beat him up?

[permboy]

--were we?

Somehow, there doesn't really seem to be a point anymore.

[aomeanie]

[he shakes his head.] I'm going back inside.

[bombdemon]

Are you sure? I mean, we did not really resolve anything, did we?

--hold it right there, young man!

[permboy]

But he's just a dumb little brat, and we're the adults.

[ Supposedly. ]

[aomeanie]

You two can figure that out on your own, I believe in you. [and with that he closes door.]

[bombdemon]

Ah. You do have a point...

[ and so no angry fathers committing homicide happens today. ]

[permboy]

... So what do we do instead?

[bombdemon]

We haven't checked out Milly-san's club yet, have we?

[permboy]

Ah, no, we haven't.

[bombdemon]

As good a time as any, I would say.

[ And so the perfect parents walk off to a strip club. It's a Tuesday. ]