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I KNOW I AM!!!

[noogies]

[ and guess who went on a nice run with akaashi?

he raises his eyebrow at that, but he makes a show of rolling up his sleeves and gets closer to the door ]

Here, let me try.

[ IWAIZUMI used STRENGTH on the door ]

sobs tears of death

[aomeanie]

[he's goin down, i'm yellin timber. you better move, you better dance.]

LMAO SORRY GUYS my ass was dead asleep...

[reproducer]

Eek!!! [Kise screams as he's knocked over, too, sprawled on top of Aomine in a ~compromising position~]

its cool

[akaashit]

What the--

[ he hears the shriek, the thump, and looks inside only to find kise's ass up in the air and some stranger sprawled on the floor.

...

Ryota, what the hell are you doing?

yah embarrassment will always be waiting after sleep

[noogies]

...I think it's easy enough to tell what he was doing.

And who too.

[ I AM TOO YOUNG TO DEAL WITH MY SON HAVING RELATIONS IN MY HOUSE TWICE ]

yepppp

[aomeanie]

[aomine's seeing spots so he puts a hand over his eyes and digs his palms into his forehead. he can't deal with this shit rn.]

[reproducer]

Uh... um...! [Kise sits up, though he's still right in between Aomine's spread thighs.] Dad... Akaashicchi... This is my old teammate Aominecchi!

[akaashit]

[ looks down ] I'm surprised he still has a boner.

[noogies]

[ that rings a bell in iwaizumi's head as he starts to remember something that oikawa told him about kise ]

Just an old teammate?